Remember that time the flamingo bit me in the face?
My youngest daughter asked me that question one day and I did in fact remember that.
You don't really ever forget a flamingo biting your kid.
That's actually a perfect example of the kind of things no one tells you when you become a parent. I've never once seen a parenting book say, "Make sure a flamingo doesn't confuse a mole on your kid's face with a delicious bug and try to bite it off."
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And remember, as your grandfather probably often said, only you can prevent flamingo facial bites.