by Jon Acuff | Nov 18, 2016 | Uncategorized
That’s an interesting question. If you’re just a random candle collector, the best you can do is probably terrify neighbors. Imagine how weird it would be to live next to someone who lit their house with 1,000 candles. And what if they were all the same scent? “What...
by Jon Acuff | Mar 15, 2016 | Uncategorized
Designer: I’m making the designs for that new Cinderella rug. Are we doing the standard smile? Client: No, I’ve got a new idea. I don’t want a smile. I want a slightly concerned frown. Like one of those moments on the Bachelor when the guy says something really dumb...
by Jon Acuff | Jan 13, 2016 | Hustle, Uncategorized
Everyone I know is busy. We have too many emails, too many meetings and too many commitments. I haven’t met anyone in the last 5 years who said, “I just have too much free time.” We are all too busy. But just as we gripe about our bloated calendars, we discuss the TV...
by Jon Acuff | Dec 15, 2015 | Hustle, Uncategorized
Do you know when I realized I was an adult? When I got luggage for Christmas and was excited. I got a new suitcase and was thrilled/depressed. I was thrilled because it had a tri-fold department that would keep my shirts from getting wrinkled when I flew. I was...
by Jon Acuff | Dec 11, 2015 | Uncategorized
The complete list of things that smell better than Christmas Trees. 1. Nothing That’s right, nothing. Nothing smells better than Christmas Trees. [Tweet “If you don’t like the smell of Christmas Trees I bet you like unfrosted pop tarts too.”] Apple...
by Jon Acuff | Dec 9, 2015 | Uncategorized
Dear perfect Elf on the Shelf people, stop it. Seriously, quit it. You’re making the rest of us parents look horrible. It’s only December 8th and do you know what our Elf did last night? I’ll show you: That’s right. He’s in a freezer....
